‘Do Not Fuck With Bill Walton’

Should the Portland sporting public wish to view Trail Blazers-related artwork more edifying than Greg Oden’s recent DIY efforts, check out Fake Your Own Death’s superior collection of posters and other materials now showing at the Fresh Pot coffeehouse on North Mississippi Avenue.

In other sport/arts notes, we highly recommend the gigantic painting entitled Mike Ditka in a Labyrinth of Skulls, now on view at the downtown Coffee Plant. This may be the greatest title for a sports-related work in the history of mankind.