About the Author
Name: Carson Cistulli
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Bio: Carson Cistulli is a contributor to The New Enthusiast and author of Some Common Weaknesses Illustrated. He teaches at Portland Community College.
Riley Pugh is all of these things: (a) A local 10-year-old (b) A member of Portland City United (PCU) soccer club (c) A budding sports journalist (d) A
Inning One: First Things First It would probably be indecent of me not to begin this dispatch by mentioning that Chicago starter Mark Buehrle, whose name
The following game happened Saturday, July 18th. The outcome is very secret. Inning
Inning One: Opening Statement Holy Frig Holy Frig Holy Frig Holy Frig Holy Frig Holy Frig Holy Frig Holy Frig Holy Frig Holy Frig Holy Frig Holy Frig Holy
The following games took place on July 8th. As usual, the author harbors no regrets about his tardiness. As for other things — he harbors tons of
Inning One: Goodbye Really Isn’t Forever Because, like the Terminator and the Tin Man before him, I, too, possess nothing resembling a human emotional
Pretend that what follows was written, and that you are reading it on, the night of June 17th — a.k.a. the night on which this game actually occurred.
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Inning One: Ars Fanatica The Astute Reader might remember how, in a recent iteration of the Report, yours truly went head over you-know-whats for Gregory F. Augustine Pierce’s new-ish book How Bill
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Inning One: When It Rains, It Cistullis We’ve got a saying where I come from. It goes: “Once a Cistulli, always a Cistulli.” We’ve got a couple other sayings, too, like: “You can tell
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Inning One: Socrates Johnson Greek philosopher Socrates – aka Father of the Western Intellectual Tradition – is famous for many reasons, such as appearing in a number of Plato’s Dialogues, his